row 1: Live Simply; So Others Can Simply Live~ Free Tibet~ Condoms are Easier to Change Than Diapers
row 2: My Other Car is a Pair of Boots~ VOTE! It's Not Illegal Yet~ Support Our Troops. We May Need Them to Overthrow the Government~ Devil Face~ Just Because I Have a Truck, Doesn't Mean I'll Help You Move~
row 3: Yin Yang~ Not All Who Wander Are Lost~ *Not Sure*~ How Would Jesus Drive?
bottom right: Iraq is Arabic for Vietnam